Science is EVIL
It's just common knowledge at this point!!!
Medicine?
EVIL
Chemistry?
EVIL
Marine Biology?
EVIL
Geology?
EVIL
The systematic study of the natural world through observation and experiment?
PURE EVIL
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Scientists LOVE to do 3 things:
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Spend YOUR tax dollars
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Ruin everyone's good time for NO good reason
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Sacrifice children to SATAN
How then do we lead lives free of SIN and SCIENCE???
Read on for helpful HOME REMEDIES and tips to keep SCIENCE out of your LIFE!!!
Cure anything without SCIENCE
Doctors HATE this one WEIRD trick!!!
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Mix some jimson weed with sulphur and honey
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Place in a glass
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Rub against a black cat
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Sip slowly
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Get a SCIENTIST fired
Less scienctists less SCIENCE! Get them fired with this one WEIRD trick!!!
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Take piece of green flannel cloth and lay it flat with one of the corners facing you
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Place in the middle of the fabric a blend of salt, magnetic sand, and pyrite
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Fold up the corners until you have a bundle and tie it closed with the hemp string
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Place the charcoal block on a fire proof dish
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Place a pinch of the money drawing incense on the charcoal block and light the charcoal
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Say the following nine times: "
Essence of light, earth, and fire, take the job of the scientist liar. Take their money, job, that made them happy, wealthy, prosperous, and proud!”
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Before see the scientist next, hold this bundle and visualize them being dismissed from their position
Have a SCIENTIST neighbor?
Send them away, use this one WEIRD trick!!!
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Light a black candle and dress with castor oil
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Write the scientist neighbor’s name on a piece of paper and the word “goodbye”
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Place the paper under the candle
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Mix powdered mud daubers nest with graveyard dirt and throw it at the neighbor’s front door
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Recite psalms 74, 101, and 109 three times each and let the candle burn out
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Curse a SCIENTIST
This one WEIRD trick will bring CHAOS to their life!!!
First, mix up "Four Thieves Vinegar"
• 1 gallon cider vinegar
• 1 oz. rosemary
• 1 oz. wormword
• 1 oz. lavender
• 1 oz. powdered camphor
• 1 oz. sage
• 1 oz. peppermint
• 1 oz. lemongrass
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Wet a piece of parchment paper in Four Thieves Vinegar. Let it dry.
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Write the name of the scientist you wish to hex using red ink (dove's blood is better)
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Hold the paper in the flame of a black candle which has been dressed with patchouli oil
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Sprinkle the ashes on the land upon which the scientist resides
