Say NO to NOT Stabbing Yourself!

FREEDOM!!!

That's what it's ALL about!

The DEEP STATE says we're NOT allowed to STAB ourselves... 

I have a torso...

I have a knife...

I DO NOT remember when either of these became PROPERTY of the US Government!!!

Spread the ME​SSAGE!!!

Liberals want to PAY people NOT to stab themselves. 

Even ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!!!

NO Thank You!

I WORK for my MONEY! I'm not selling my rights away!

Just give ME an honest day's work and a big, sharp KNIFE!

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I BLEED RED, WHITE, and BLUE!

And those colors of my blood, AND FLUIDS, bleed out of my wounds in the RIGHT proportions to convey the AMERICAN FLAG!

So it's like, 1/5 BLUE, 2/5 RED, 2/5 WHITE.

And they come out in DISTINCT streams so there
is NO mistaking it for the flag of the Netherlands and for DAMN SURE you can tell it is NOT THE FRENCH FLAG!

My EX-wife used to say that JUST TO PISS ME OFF!!!

She would say "Those colors are in EQUAL PROPORTION. It is the Netherlands flag." and then later, when I was just about to fall asleep, she would lean over and whisper in my ear "... or maybe it is the French flag..."

Some people ask...

My body and yours are SOVERIGN to "man's law"!

The government may detain or imprison me but nowhere in the Constitution does it say they can deny me my right to insert a sharp weapon into my physical person.

“We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it.”
- William Faulkner

What the fuck else am I suppose to do with all these knives? I have SO many knives!

In SOMALIA, if you are in the process of stabbing yourself, and someone tries to stop you, you are allowed to SHOOT them.

They have more FREEDOM in SOMALIA than we do here in the U.S.A. 

If PRESIDENT TRUMP had gotten to serve his second term, we all would have gotten a realy cool butterfly knife with HIS SIGNATURE ON THE HANDLE!!!

Well, I am sure as HELL looking forward to 2024! How about you?

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* saynotonotstabbingyourself.com does not encourage nor endorse the act of stabbing yourself.

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